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Climbing Day 1:
​Red Springs Area

CRAGS: Cut Your Teeth, Hide and Seek, and Happy Acres
DATE: June 16, 2019
​WALLS HIT: 3 (Cut Your Teeth Crag; Hide and Seek Crag; & Happy Acres)
NUMBER OF CLIMBS: 5
NUMBER OF PITCHES: 6
​NUMBER OF FALLS: 0

VERTICAL FEET CLIMBED TODAY: 550
TOTAL VERTICAL FEET ON THE TOUR SO FAR: 550
​DIRTY UNDERWEAR ENCOUNTERED: 1
​DIRTY UNDERWEAR ENCOUNTERED TO DATE: 1
START & END TIMES:
  • Parking lot 5 a.m. - We woke up at 3:30 a.m. We already had everything packed the night before... so, yes, we should have met our goal of being at the wall at 5 a.m. -- ready to climb -- but somehow we got sucked up into a coffee time-warp vortex and didn't hit the road until 4:30. I really have no idea what happened. 
  • Arrived at the first wall 5:50 a.m. - uphill morning wake-up call anyone?
  • Back at car 12;00 p.m. - 6 pitches in 7 hours with a 45-50 minute approach. No, we aren't going to set any speed records, but, setting records is NOT the goal of this WTF endeavor. The goal is to have FUN and NOT DIE -- day 1 accomplished! The time it took us actually isn't too bad, considering we moved between three different walls, had to set up a weird toprope (Hide and Seek), and took a mellow a food break before doing the multi-pitch. ​
CUT YOUR TEETH WALL - 5.7 climbs
  • November Daze (Sport)
  • Interproximal Stripper (Sport)
  • Laughing Gas (TR)
 
  • CONCLUSION: WTF? What the FUN!
    • Cruiser sport climbs (ranging from 5.6-5.8+) - though we only did the 5.7s (since that is our theme after all...it was difficult to not hop on those other though!)
    • You have to lead a 5.7 climb (Interproximal Stripper) to set up the TR
    • There is a slabby block at the top of Interproximal Stripper and the TR that should not be pulled or stepped on. With care you can find some better rock around it. 
HIDE AND SEEK CRAG - 5.7 Climb
  • Everywhere (TR)
    • This TR is kind of weird to access. You can walk to the top of the formation and there is a single bolt to rappel to the anchors. We backed it up with a cam (since rappeling on a single bolt is sketch). The bolt is not aligned with the anchors, so you have to rappel at an angle. 
  • This climb is listed as a TR, but there is a crack/seam that goes all the way up. It looks protectable. 
  • CONCLUSION: WTF? What the Fiesty!
    • This was a fun climb and looks low-angle and easy from below. Rick and I were surprised at the little grunts this climb produced and we felt it was harder than a 5.7.
    • If we were leading this on gear, this may have entered into "What the Fuck" territory, but since we were on toprope and no "fucks" were said, it's a What the Fiesty.
HAPPY ACRES
  • The climb is also called Happy Acres
  • Trad, 2 pitches
  • 180 feet
  • Gear: Pro to 3" (we used a #4 for an anchor at the end of P1, but it's not really needed)
  • CONCLUSION: WTF? What the FUNK-Y!​

This is a climb we would have never chosen to do were it not for this WTF Tour. The Handren guidebook says very little except for "bushy chimney." Mountain Project has 5 ratings with an average score of 1/2 a star. There is one comment that uses the words "loose and dangerous."

On top of all that, the Happy Acres wall does not have a good history with us. Rick took a big trad fall on another infrequently climbed Happy Acres 5.9, called "Life Chuckle" (a hold broke off on frail rock.) That climb did NOT make us chuckle.

Happy Acres Part Deux

Rick and Stef redo Happy Acres after a few-month hiatus from the WTF 5.7 tour. Find out what happens and what we think!
With that sordid history and these awesomely encouraging descriptions and ratings, Rick and I were looking at each other at the start of this climb, shaking our heads, asking, "What the hell are we doing?"

Since my energy and psyche level was good, I went ahead and grabbed the gear and offered to do the first pitch. Looking up the chimney I could see that it was going to get weird. There were big boulders caught in the constrictions and protruding formations, forcing you into mini bulgy, overhangs. But it looked protectable - mostly.

Yes there were bushes, but not too many. Yes, there was lots of loose rock. Every layer/level/rock constriction had loose stuff to avoid (small and large). But you basically expect that in this type of climb. You do your very best to avoid it or move the rocks. Numerous times I found myself wedged with my back and feet against the wall, moving chunks of stone away from the upcoming ledge so I would have a clear spot to put a hand or foot or to prevent the rocks from getting knocked off by the rope as I climbed past. Loose rock is and can be dangerous, but often the care and thought we give it can either amplify or decrease the danger.  

There was one spot, I would call the crux, where the very boulder I wanted to grab was large and unsafe.  I was a couple feet above my pro, wedged with my back against the wall, one foot behind me and one foot in front. It was awkward - funky. If I fell I would deck on the previous layer. I felt around in front of me, above me, behind me, over and over to try to find the next move - all to avoid this rock. Nothing felt "secure."

There is a point in climbing when all options (relative to the amount of muscle burn) have been explored. You have to say fuck it and accept the discomfort, finally committing to a move. I decided to maneuver to the small ledge in front of me. One by one I cleared off multiple 3"- 4" stones that were on the ledge. I mantled my left hand on a triangular lip behind me, inched my left foot matching the behind-me-mantle. Then I worked my right foot up higher to a small divit where I could dig that foot into the wall, lean my upper body forward, and grab an awkward hold on the face above the ledge. I pulled myself forward while ducking under/around the precarious boulder. I was quite relieved when I made it. 

On an established trad climb, even though there are "standard" belay stations on an established climb, you can always decide independently where to belay. This decision depends on factors like energy, remaining gear, and rope drag. Today it was severe rope drag (from the rope continuously getting caught in pinches between the boulder chockstones) that drove me to build the anchor. I stopped about 10 feet below the tree we figured was the half-way point. It was just as well, as the tree was the only spot on the climb being bombarded by the hot summer sun. 

When Rick arrived I handed him the rest of the gear. He navigated another contortionistic move to get past a bulge. The second pitch then became less "chimney-ey." Rick won the award for creative pro placements on this pitch - stringing a hole, placing a tiny cam in a hidden horizontal, and slotting a tri-cam in hole. 

When I reached the top Rick looked at me with a big fat grin and said, much to my surprise, "I want to do this climb again! And, maybe clean it up a little bit..." 

"Ok, I'm game - but we have a couple hundred more climbs to do before we make it back around to this one..."

So, we started this climb with a bit of dread, and ultimately ended up really liking it. Happy Acres was the surprise of the day - it did make us happy - and this is the type of experience we were hoping for when we decided to do the WTF Tour. 

PART DEUX COMMENTS:

It has more rocks and hazards than we remembered - maybe two years worth of accumulations after a couple of rainy seasons? We still liked it, but it does takes some careful navigation - especially up P2 - which also has friable rock and limited pro. 



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        • Day 13: Meetup & Black Corridor
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        • First Creek Slabs >
          • Day 40: Falling Stars & Bad Moon Arising
          • Day 67: Smiley Face
          • Day 94: Romanian Rib Right
          • Day 95: Romanian Rib Left
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          • Day 88: Lotta Brews
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          • Day 42: Algae on Parade
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          • Day 44: School Yard 1 - Deja Vu & Short Subject
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        • Day 37: Johnny Vegas
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        • Day 22: Mescalito E - Too Many Tantrums
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        • Day 34: Stick Gully 2 - Prelude
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        • Day 1: Cut Your Teeth, Hide & Seek, Happy Acres
        • Day 3: Dickies (Seems Like a Butt)
        • Day 8: Fringe
        • Day 5: Moderate Mecca
        • Day 9: Reptile & Fox Walls
        • Day 45: Gnat Man
        • Day 55: Coco Crag
        • Day 58: In Through the Out Door (Ridinghood Wall)
        • Day 91: Guys and Ghouls
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        • Day 82: Illusion Crag - Part 1
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