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Van Life:
Tankenstein

THE TIGER (AKA TANKENSTEIN) BLOG ENTRIES

  • The Tiger Gets Gutted
  • Rebuilding the Tiger (aka Tankenstein)
  • Glowing Disco Counter Top
  • Cold Food Storage - We Tried it All! 
  • Insulation and a Fantastic Fan
  • The Bouldering Pad Bench
  • Kingsized Pullout  Bed
  • Quick Fixes:
    • The Tail Pipe
    • The Ceiling
    • Running Lights
    • Snowmaster Lid

The Tiger, The Tank, and now, Tankenstein - These are the various names we have given to our 1987 Chevy Astrovan Tiger RV conversion. Until Takenstein, The Tiger was the name that stuck for a while, but "The Tiger" is not exactly original as it is the name given by Provan for the conversion.

When we discovered that the 4x4 conversion has a circa 1986 Ford Bronco chassis retrofitted with GM wheels, we realized what this vehicle is Tankenstein - a hodge podge of stuff assembled to make it a beast. It's certainly been a work in progress, as we have been replacing every single piece of it, inside and out. I like to think of it as a Phoenix rising from the old-vehicle ashes, but living on the road in a vehicle that needs work (while we are trying to work and make maps) can get to you sometimes. Some days I know Rick just wants to convert it to a pile of ashes. (Hover over or click on images to see captions.)
I have hope for Tankenstein, though. In fact, I've become kind of attached to it (to her?) I have begun to identify with it (with her?) She? He? It? (S/he/it - does that spell shit? - oh, that doesn't work...), I identify with Tankenstein because I too have had trouble getting proper diagnoses, then needed and had many surgeries. Tankenstein has had trouble getting proper diagnoses, and has ultimately had many "surgeries" (I'd say a new engine and transmission are surgeries...). She was weak from ailments and is now getting stronger (she couldn't go uphill on the highway faster than 45 mph, now she can go 70!). I was weak from my ailments and am now getting stronger (my climbing grade levels deteriorated significantly, now I am getting back to climbing 5.11s). She is made to be off-road in the back country. I am too.

And, although I love backpacking and sleeping on the ground, admittedly I am digging the convenience of an RV. I also like having a small RV that can park in a regular parking spot!
Having a live-in vehicle like this is necessary for the job at Climb-On Maps. We are on the road, mapping, for weeks to months at a time. The multiple times we have had to have Tankenstein in the shop while on the road and lived out of a rental car has been doable, of course, but a pain in the ass.

The original interior of the vehicle was functional, but needed some TLC too. It was filled with rotting, heavy particle board. Cabinets would fly open and shit became air-born with a bump or sharp turn. It was good enough, but now that we have lived in it a while, decided to make her better, lighter, more livable. The transformation is shared on this blog.



Work that has been done on Tankenstein since we purchased her.  

We have wondered whether we keep throwing good money after bad, but part of the bad has been questionable mechanics (and/or mechanics who just don't know what to do with an older vehicle?). Often people become their own mechanic with an older vehicle like this. Perhaps that is where we are headed?
  • A re-manufactured transmission;
  • Valve covers on the old engine in an attempt to extend its life;
  • 200 miles after replacing the valve covers, a re-manufactured engine; 1 year after replacing the engine, had to replace with another new engine (turns out there was a crack in the first new engine that wasn't welded properly...)
  • 5 power steering pumps (3 of those were part of the Vegas epic) and a new cooler for the power steering pump (after the power steering pump started leaking AGAIN after the lines were replaced, our mechanic thought it was overheating, so he added a new power steering pump cooler) - we have since installed a power steering pump made for off-road vehicles and it's awesome. 
  • the power steering lines (which was what needed to be replaced in the beginning. We learned that the bad lines kept screwing up the pumps. But, because of the age of the vehicle and the specific shape of the lines, we discovered that the power steering lines are not easily found..);
  • 4 alternators (3 of those in the Vegas epic - something they did kept blowing alternators), finally that's all good with the new engine install. 
  • the serpentine belt (that broke while on the road in St. George...) - then more belts with the engine swaps...(can anyone please get the correct belt for this thing? It's a 1987 Chevy Astrovan WITH an air conditioner - turns our belt sizes differ if you have an AC versus no AC... and when you put too small of a belt on, it breaks things, like the tensioner pully...
  • the tensioner pully (x2)
  • the radiator;
  • the fuel pump;
  • the transfer case;
  • passenger door handle;
  • hood latch; 
  • front brakes and rotors (now that's a Tankenstein story!) 
  • Re-routed the gasoline line and moved the access point to directly over the gas tank (believe it or not it was running through the interior!)
  • new off-road extra beefy steering rod.
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        • Managing the Desert Heat
      • Black Velvet Canyon >
        • Lazy Buttress/Whisky Peak E >
          • Day 79: Schaeffer's Delight
          • Day 83: Ballantine Blast
          • Day 86: Lazy Buttress (Climb)
      • Calico 1 (1st Pullout) >
        • Amusement Park
        • Day 17: Civilization
        • Day 20: Panty Wall
        • Day 14: The Slab
        • Day 21: Wall of Death & Hamlet
        • Day 24: Child's Play
        • Day 49: Ultraman
        • Day 50: Dog Wall & Fixx Cliff
        • Day 51: Tuna and Chips
        • Day 53: Viagra Towers
        • Day 59 Iron Man - Necco Waif
        • Day 80 - Tuna Cookies
        • Day 80 - Diamond Dance - The Oasis
        • Day 81 - CarlyQuinn Crag
      • Calico 2 (2nd Pullout) >
        • Day 13: Meetup & Black Corridor
        • Day 28: Retirement Plan
        • Day 52: The Walrus, Running Man, & Sweet Pain
        • Day 54: USS Crag & Tsunami
        • Day 56: Great Red Book Wall
        • Day 66: The Gallery
      • First Creek Canyon >
        • First Creek Slabs >
          • Day 40: Falling Stars & Bad Moon Arising
          • Day 67: Smiley Face
        • Lotta Balls Wall >
          • Lotta Brews
        • Romper Room >
          • Day 42: Algae on Parade
          • Day 67: Romper Room 2
        • Schoolyard >
          • Day 44: School Yard 1 - Deja Vu & Short Subject
          • Day 77: School Yard -Sunday School & Dunce's Corner
          • Day 89: Schoolyard Bully
        • Slot Club Area >
          • Day 78: Escondite
        • Strawberry Hill >
          • Day 43: This Ain't the F'n Way!
      • Icebox Canyon >
        • Day 12: Sunnyside & Frigid Air
        • Day 39: Necromancer - Hop Route
        • Day 57: Tarkus Crack (Tiki Cliff)
      • Juniper Canyon >
        • Jackrabbit Buttress >
          • Day 16: Myster Z
          • Day 35: Mz. Why
        • Rose Tower >
          • Day 64: Canola Cracks
          • Day 87: Olive Oil
      • Kraft Mountain >
        • Day 6: Conundrum Crag
        • Day 7: Caligula Crag
        • Day 4: Three Peaks and Yin & Yang
        • Day 10: Winter Heat
      • Mt. Wilson >
        • Day 41: Limon
        • Day 72: Gentleman's Club - Silicone Sag
      • Oak Creek Canyon >
        • Day 37: Johnny Vegas
        • Day 65: Tan Line
        • Day 68: Byrd Pinnacle
      • Pine Creek Canyon >
        • Day 22: Mescalito E - Too Many Tantrums
        • Day 23: Mescalito E - Pauligk Pillar
        • Day 27: Straight Shooter Wall
        • Day 31: Robin Trowel (Abutment) & Stick Gully 1
        • Day 32-34: Flight Path
        • Day 34: Stick Gully 2 - Prelude
        • Day 36: Birdland
        • Day 38: Diarrhea Dialect (Bullnose Wall)
        • Day 48: Cat in the Hat
        • Day 62: Stick Gully - Box of Rain
        • Day 63: Cookie Monster
        • Day 69: Soloist Crack
      • Red Springs >
        • Day 2: Cowlick and Cannibal
        • Day 1: Cut Your Teeth, Hide & Seek, Happy Acres
        • Day 3: Dickies (Seems Like a Butt)
        • Day 8: Fringe
        • Day 5: Moderate Mecca
        • Day 9: Reptile & Fox Walls
        • Day 45: Gnat Man
        • Day 55: Coco Crag
        • Day 58: Ridinghood - In Through the Out Door
      • Sandstone Quarry >
        • Day 29: High Scalin'
        • Day 47: Man's Best Friend & Americrag
        • Day 66: Hall of Fame - Ms. Adventure
      • Southern Outcrops >
        • Day 70 & 71: Chocolate Rocks
        • Day 82: Illusion Crag - Part 1
      • White Rock Springs - Angel Food Wall >
        • Day 11: Group Therapy
        • Day 25: The Ledger
      • Willow Springs >
        • Day 15: Mother's and Outhouse
        • Day 18: Mossy Ledges - Pussy Nuts
        • Day 19: Mossy Ledges 2
        • Day 26: Graduate Cliff - Pre Skool Part 1 >
          • Day 46: Pre Skool Part Deux
        • Day 60 & 61: Graduate Cliff 2
        • Day 30 - Gold Digger
        • Day 61: Ragged Edges - Footloose
        • Day 62: Case Face - Space Case
        • Day 73: Ragged Edges Area
        • Day 74 Peaches (Children's Wall)
        • Day 75 N' Plus Ultra 1 - Geezer Face & Lucky Charms
        • Day 76: N'Plus Ultra 2 - Pillar Talk & Chocolate Tranquility Fountain
        • Day 84: N'Plus Ultra Part 3 - Cereal Killer
        • Day 84: Lost Creek Canyon - Grey Matter
        • Day 85: Communist Plan at Lost & Found
    • Meet Our Tools >
      • GPS Units
      • Lifeproof Phone Cases
      • Van Life: Tankenstein >
        • Tankenstein Gets Gutted
        • Van Life: Rebuilding Tankenstein >
          • Glowing Disco Counter Top
          • Cold Food Storage
          • Bouldering-pad-bench
          • Insulation and Vent Fan
          • Quick Fixes
          • Kingsized Pullout Bed
      • Ultralight Exposure Protection Gear
    • For the Ladies >
      • Cry
      • Getting Women Climbing Outside
      • Women's Resources
    • Red Rock Canyon, NV >
      • Camper Van Epic in Vegas
      • Mapping with Lady Lockoff
      • Vegas-epic-2
      • Vegas Mini-epic 3: Really?!?
    • Joshua Tree, CA >
      • Caterpillars! Van Rescue!
      • Gram Parsons' Logbook
      • Oh Shi*! Bees!
    • Hmmm or Haha >
      • Althea Crag & Mapping Dog
      • Exposure!
      • Realities
      • Silliness
      • Utterly Heinous Approaches
      • Podcast Interview: Ogden OUtdoor Adventure
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