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Calico 1

CLIMBS: Tuna & Chips, No Hay Sequia, and Dolphin Safe
Summary Haiku

What the Fuck Frodo?
Tuna and Chips is an X!
Glad no rocks popped off
Picture

Tuna and Chips

Climb: Tuna and Chips (Trad/Mixed) (5.7R - we believe its an X)(2 pitches - or one long pitch - 200')
Wall: Tuna and Chips
Beginner's Lead? Hell No!

Conclusion WTF? What the FUCK FRODO!
A friend of ours, Jimmy Lybarger, whose nickname is Frodo, is one of the first ascentionists (1986) on this route. Although the climb itself is a good one (let me correct that, it would be a good one with more and better bolts), we are calling this a "What the Fucker" because we feel kinda fucked by it.

The climb is listed as rated R, so we thought there would be some spots for additional protection between the three bolts. Although you can put an RP (see photo) in before the first bolt - (the first bolt is at about 40 feet!), good luck finding that tiny slot. Plus there is no protection options between the bolts on pitch 1 (well you can sling a chicken head not too far above the second bolt, I guess that helps a little...) We believe this climb is rated X, not a rated R.

This is also not a jug haul. It is vertical, with pretty small holds on much of the first pitch. The crux is right before the first bolt - not exactly when you want to fall. It's mostly good rock, but there are some hollow chunks between bolt 3 and the anchor.

The second pitch is easy and fun and real trad, where you actually get to place some gear. There are some bolted anchors at the top of pitch 2 as well, so you can rappel the route with a 70m rope.

Rick strung both pitches together with a 70m rope. Because the route is mostly vertical, the rope drag wasn't too bad. 
Picture
Rick leading Tuna and Chips just above his tiny RP placement at about 20 feet up (the first bolt is 40 feet). There really is no protection other than the bolts on all of pitch 1 (you can sling a horn a few feet above bolt 3...)
Picture
Here is that RP/brassy placement - it's the third smallest (red) DMM makes - very small!

No Hay Sequia

Climb: No Hay Sequia (Sport) (5.7+)(85')
Wall: Tuna and Chips
Beginner's Lead? For a confident climber might be ok. 

Conclusion WTF? What the FEISTY!
This is a well bolted climb with a high first bolt that you might want to stick clip because the main crux is the first 15 feet. There is a small second crux over a bulge near the top, which is well-protected. The rock is nice quality, and the climb a good one, just a bit spicy.
Picture
Stef leading No Hay Sequia.

Dolphin Safe

Climb: Dolphin Safe (Trad/Mixed - it's listed as sport in some guide resources, but it's safest if you place a couple pieces of protection before the first bolt, which is at 30 ft. ) (5.7R)(110')
Wall: Tuna and Chips
Beginner's Lead? No Way!

Conclusion WTF? What the FEISTY!
There are 5 bolts in this 110 foot climb ending at a bolted anchor. The first bolt is at about 30 feet and there's about 15-20 feet between the rest of the bolts. Like Tuna and Chips next door, the crux is right before the first bolt, so it's highly recommended to place a cam (~1-2') in the crack to the lower left before it gets really vertical before the bolt. You can also place a small cam in a crack to climber's left lower down, about 15 feet off the ground. 

This is not a jug-fest gimmie climb. You are working with smaller features and are weaving left and right between the bolts to find the moves. It takes some time and attention to find where you want to go, especially since it could result in a 30-40 ft fall. The climb itself is nice, but the runout adds stress for sure. 

Like we mentioned in the video, this is NOT the wall to practice runout lead head. Go to Ultraman first, and if that's too much, forget about this wall (except for No Hay Sequia, which is nicely bolted). 

Bring a 70m rope. 

Climb Stats to Date

DATE OF CLIMB: July 24, 2020
​WALLS HIT: 1
NUMBER OF CLIMBS TODAY: 3
NUMBER OF PITCHES TODAY: 3 (4 but 2 were strung together)
​NUMBER OF FALLS: 0
NUMBER OF TAKES: 0
VERTICAL FEET CLIMBED TODAY: 395

DIRTY UNDERWEAR ENCOUNTERED TODAY: 0

​START & END TIMES:
  • Arrived Parking Lot: 6:05 a.m.
  • Arrived at Dog Wall: 6:20 a.m.
  • Began: 6:40 a.m.
  • Done Climbing: 7:40 a.m.
  • To Fixx Cliff & Scoping Out Climb, TR:, & Various Walk-offs: 8:40 a.m.
  • Back at Car: 10:00 a.m.
TOTAL CLIMBS SO FAR: 120
(We passed the halfway point in terms of number of climbs! Yeah!)
TOTAL PITCHES SO FAR: 162
TOTAL 5.7 VERTICAL FEET ON THE TOUR SO FAR: 14,330'
NUMBER OF CLIMBS REMAINING: 118 (out of 237)

VERTICAL FEET REMAINING: 36,417'
FALLS SO FAR: 0
TAKES ON LEAD SO FAR: 
  • Stef – On Lead
    • WTF'r Miniwanka
    • WTF'r Lean & Languid
    • WTF'r Pauligk Pillar
    • WT Freak Out: 5.7 Freak Out
    • WTF'r Unknown left start to Datura
    • WTF'r: Short Subject
    • WT Fua: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
    • WTForget About It: Glue Gun
    • As a second:
    • WTF'r Too Many Tantrums
    • WT Fail: Pre Skool (took the first time, not the second she climbed it)
  • Rick - Takes On Lead
    • WTF'r Too Many Tantrums
    • WT Fork: The Ledger
    • WTF'r: Deja Vu
    • WTF'r: Tuna and Chips (he took and rested at the start of pitch 2 to recover from pitch 1 before continuing)
​DIRTY UNDERWEAR ENCOUNTERED TO DATE: ​​​​​​​​​​​4



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        • Lazy Buttress/Whisky Peak E >
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        • Day 13: Meetup & Black Corridor
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        • Day 52: The Walrus, Running Man, & Sweet Pain
        • Day 54: USS Crag & Tsunami
        • Day 56: Great Red Book Wall
        • Day 66: The Gallery
      • First Creek Canyon >
        • First Creek Slabs >
          • Day 40: Falling Stars & Bad Moon Arising
          • Day 67: Smiley Face
          • Day 94: Romanian Rib Right
          • Day 95: Romanian Rib Left
        • Lotta Balls Wall >
          • Day 88: Lotta Brews
        • Romper Room >
          • Day 42: Algae on Parade
          • Day 67: Romper Room 2
        • Schoolyard >
          • Day 44: School Yard 1 - Deja Vu & Short Subject
          • Day 77: School Yard -Sunday School & Dunce's Corner
          • Day 89: Schoolyard Bully
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          • Day 78: Escondite
        • Strawberry Hill >
          • Day 43: This Ain't the F'n Way!
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        • Day 39: Necromancer - Hop Route
        • Day 57: Tarkus Crack (Tiki Cliff)
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        • Day 37: Johnny Vegas
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        • Day 36: Birdland
        • Day 38: Diarrhea Dialect (Bullnose Wall)
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        • Day 63: Cookie Monster
        • Day 69: Soloist Crack
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        • Day 3: Dickies (Seems Like a Butt)
        • Day 8: Fringe
        • Day 5: Moderate Mecca
        • Day 9: Reptile & Fox Walls
        • Day 45: Gnat Man
        • Day 55: Coco Crag
        • Day 58: In Through the Out Door (Ridinghood Wall)
        • Day 91: Guys and Ghouls
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        • Day 47: Man's Best Friend & Americrag
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        • Day 70 & 71: Chocolate Rocks
        • Day 82: Illusion Crag - Part 1
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          • Day 11: Group Therapy
        • Day 25: The Ledger
        • Seraphim Wall >
          • Day 91: Ride the Wind
      • Willow Springs >
        • Day 15: Mother's and Outhouse
        • Day 18: Mossy Ledges - Pussy Nuts
        • Day 19: Mossy Ledges 2
        • Day 26: Graduate Cliff - Pre Skool Part 1 >
          • Day 46: Pre Skool Part Deux
        • Day 60 & 61: Graduate Cliff 2
        • Day 30 - Gold Digger
        • Day 61: Ragged Edges - Footloose
        • Day 62: Case Face - Space Case
        • Day 73: Ragged Edges Area
        • Day 74 Peaches (Children's Wall)
        • Day 75 N' Plus Ultra 1 - Geezer Face & Lucky Charms
        • Day 76: N'Plus Ultra 2 - Pillar Talk & Chocolate Tranquility Fountain
        • Day 84: N'Plus Ultra Part 3 - Cereal Killer
        • Day 84: Lost Creek Canyon - Grey Matter
        • Day 85: Communist Plan at Lost & Found
        • Day 94: Double Pin-etration N'Plus Ultra
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