Dear Tankenstein,
Really?!? REALLY?!? Those are all the words I can muster at the moment - ok, perhaps I can muster "unbelievable!"
In my last Vegas Epic 2 blog I was just joking when I said that you take the phrase "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" a bit too literally. I know you are excited about your second life - dumping your old parts and being transformed from a dying machine to a badass Tiger --> Tank --> Tigress --> Tankenstein (BTW, do you like that new nickname? We think it fits...), but patience please. PATIENCE!
Yes, we know you have really old electrical wiring, but, we were hoping we would get away with not replacing SOMETHING within you. But no, you had to go and do it. You heard we were going to Vegas and you done decided to keep blowing your fuse.
Let me explain something to you about life as a human. We have to be able to communicate with other humans or we get in trouble. When you decide that you no longer like the wiring to your NEW tail lights, then we can no longer communicate with the other humans. They don't know if we are stopping or they can't see the back of you in the dark. Then someone might slam into the back of us (ouch!), or an officer of the law might stop us and make us waste money on something really useless called a ticket. We don't want that to happen.
So, Tankenstein, work with us here. Make this fix an easy one. Show us what is causing the short and let us fix it until we can do the real wiring overhaul after our July 2017 road trip.
In the meantime, we are just going to have to keep using the red LED lights Gorilla-taped to the back window. It's creative, and funny, but come on, work with us here...
(Photos and blog by Stefani Dawn)
Really?!? REALLY?!? Those are all the words I can muster at the moment - ok, perhaps I can muster "unbelievable!"
In my last Vegas Epic 2 blog I was just joking when I said that you take the phrase "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" a bit too literally. I know you are excited about your second life - dumping your old parts and being transformed from a dying machine to a badass Tiger --> Tank --> Tigress --> Tankenstein (BTW, do you like that new nickname? We think it fits...), but patience please. PATIENCE!
Yes, we know you have really old electrical wiring, but, we were hoping we would get away with not replacing SOMETHING within you. But no, you had to go and do it. You heard we were going to Vegas and you done decided to keep blowing your fuse.
Let me explain something to you about life as a human. We have to be able to communicate with other humans or we get in trouble. When you decide that you no longer like the wiring to your NEW tail lights, then we can no longer communicate with the other humans. They don't know if we are stopping or they can't see the back of you in the dark. Then someone might slam into the back of us (ouch!), or an officer of the law might stop us and make us waste money on something really useless called a ticket. We don't want that to happen.
So, Tankenstein, work with us here. Make this fix an easy one. Show us what is causing the short and let us fix it until we can do the real wiring overhaul after our July 2017 road trip.
In the meantime, we are just going to have to keep using the red LED lights Gorilla-taped to the back window. It's creative, and funny, but come on, work with us here...
(Photos and blog by Stefani Dawn)
